I like how Google Translate’s home page says they can translate over 50 languages simultaneously, yet 5 of the 24 examples are French, and another 6 are just plain old German. If that’s Google’s repertoire, then perhaps they’d like to hire me as a translator? I’m in the midst of an internship with a translating company and I do French, German and English, so that’s roughly half of what they’ve got to offer. I should make BANK.
Also, since I’m looking into attending the Sorbonne instead of the horrifically expensive AUP, I’ve got some more time to waste in LA. More French, and I’m seriously considering starting Russian. FEAR MEEEEEEEE.